Suraez bite inspires nipple clamp sex toy

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suarez-clampStockholm – For those who may in fact fancy a nibble from disgraced Uruguay striker Luis Suarez, an online Swedish sex shop has come up with just the thing.

The online store Oliver & Eva on Wednesday unveiled a “Suarez nipple clamp” in the form of the footballer’s head, teeth bared, for 33 euros ($45).

“Maybe (Suarez) will be proud to spread a bit of pleasure and love, despite his error on the field,” store director Tobias Lundqvist said in a statement.

The store was inspired after Suarez chomped down on Italian defender Giorgio Chiellini’s shoulder during a June 24 World Cup match.

According to the website, the pressure of the bite can be adjusted “depending on the mood”.

The toy is not the first by the store inspired by football. They have in the past sold sex toys in the colours of popular Swedish sports club Hammarby.

AFP

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5 responses to “Suraez bite inspires nipple clamp sex toy”

  1. AkhouManUki Avatar
    AkhouManUki

    Aoun and Nasrallah would make for amazing nipple clamps. Where’s the bright Lebanese entrepreneur to take this to market?

    1. 5thDrawer Avatar
      5thDrawer

      Too busy trying to hire only refugee kids with no vision at the lowest wages to collect shell casings – it’s ‘big business’ in itself. :-))

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