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6 things Lebanese got wrong about weddings

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By: Dalia El Ali

Marriage is a big thing. I guess that’s why people tend to go all extravagant when it comes to the big day. It’s almost like a competition on who can make the biggest best and most magical wedding.

It really makes you wonder, where the hell is all this money coming from?

1. Guest: Spends a fortune on looks in hopes of looking better than the bride because ente kteer princess

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Nobody takes you seriously. Remember that.

2. Newlyweds: Get a huge cake that will eventually be thrown away

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Source: Instagram

If you do this, you should probably just starve.

3. Guest: Comes to the wedding looking like this in hopes of catching a man

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4. Newlyweds: Spending insane amounts of money on decorations

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Source: Instagram

5. Guest: #Taking #endless #Selfies #of #yourself

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#Simplicity

6. Newlyweds: Buying\Renting the biggest and craziest wedding dress

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Source: Instagram

 

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17 responses to “6 things Lebanese got wrong about weddings”

  1. MekensehParty Avatar
    MekensehParty

    waste of a country
    As for where the money is coming from? Simple: theft, corruption and theft again

    1. Omega Avatar
      Omega

      I know you need to vent out your frustration/anger/rage at every single “occasion” (relevant or not) but …

      “country … money … theft … corruption??? What? What? What?

      This is about (dumb) people’s (dumb) weddings – which, by the way, happens every where else – not just in Lebanon.

      Quit acting dumb, you know where the money comes from: family and mostly personal (to-be-bad) bank loans.

    2. Y K Avatar
      Y K

      The girls in the pictures look like she-males. I shit you not, mate. 🙂

      1. 5thDrawer Avatar
        5thDrawer

        The ‘Y K’ Beach-Body desired today … healthy and comfortable.
        Neck not too long either. 😉

        1. Y K Avatar
          Y K

          I wanna the last 20 seconds of my life back, mate. With interest. 🙂

          1. 5thDrawer Avatar
            5thDrawer

            Tan isn’t too dark either … You’re welcome. :-))

        2. PatienceTew Avatar
          PatienceTew

          Your taste in Scotch greatly exceeds your taste in women — I think??!

          1. 5thDrawer Avatar
            5thDrawer

            Some appreciation of different single-malts on occasion please, Mr Tew.
            How else to decide a favourite?

          2. Hind Abyad Avatar
            Hind Abyad

            Glenfiddich his favourite.

        3. Hind Abyad Avatar
          Hind Abyad

          and white..

  2. Hind Abyad Avatar
    Hind Abyad

    Hollywood..more vulgar

    1. Omega Avatar
      Omega

      Same thing everywhere; not just Lebanon.

      1. Hind Abyad Avatar
        Hind Abyad

        Lebanon lost it’s traditions it’s like every where else;-)

        1. Omega Avatar
          Omega

          Voilà. Very sad.

  3. Omega Avatar
    Omega

    The very same happens pretty much every where else – not just Lebanon.

  4. PatienceTew Avatar
    PatienceTew

    Just sneak off to Vegas and go to a ‘drive-up’ preacher!

    1. 5thDrawer Avatar
      5thDrawer

      Very sensible, where everyone sticks the winnings in a pension plan.

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