6 things Lebanese got wrong about weddings


By: Dalia El Ali

Marriage is a big thing. I guess that’s why people tend to go all extravagant when it comes to the big day. It’s almost like a competition on who can make the biggest best and most magical wedding.

It really makes you wonder, where the hell is all this money coming from?

1. Guest: Spends a fortune on looks in hopes of looking better than the bride because ente kteer princess


Nobody takes you seriously. Remember that.

2. Newlyweds: Get a huge cake that will eventually be thrown away

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Source: Instagram

If you do this, you should probably just starve.

3. Guest: Comes to the wedding looking like this in hopes of catching a man


4. Newlyweds: Spending insane amounts of money on decorations

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Source: Instagram

5. Guest: #Taking #endless #Selfies #of #yourself



6. Newlyweds: Buying\Renting the biggest and craziest wedding dress

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Source: Instagram




19 responses to “6 things Lebanese got wrong about weddings”

  1. MekensehParty Avatar

    waste of a country
    As for where the money is coming from? Simple: theft, corruption and theft again

    1. I know you need to vent out your frustration/anger/rage at every single “occasion” (relevant or not) but …

      “country … money … theft … corruption??? What? What? What?

      This is about (dumb) people’s (dumb) weddings – which, by the way, happens every where else – not just in Lebanon.

      Quit acting dumb, you know where the money comes from: family and mostly personal (to-be-bad) bank loans.

    2. The girls in the pictures look like she-males. I shit you not, mate. 🙂

      1. 5thDrawer Avatar

        The ‘Y K’ Beach-Body desired today … healthy and comfortable.
        Neck not too long either. 😉

        1. I wanna the last 20 seconds of my life back, mate. With interest. 🙂

          1. 5thDrawer Avatar

            Tan isn’t too dark either … You’re welcome. :-))

        2. PatienceTew Avatar

          Your taste in Scotch greatly exceeds your taste in women — I think??!

          1. 5thDrawer Avatar

            Some appreciation of different single-malts on occasion please, Mr Tew.
            How else to decide a favourite?

          2. Hind Abyad Avatar
            Hind Abyad

            Glenfiddich his favourite.

        3. Hind Abyad Avatar
          Hind Abyad

          and white..

  2. Hind Abyad Avatar
    Hind Abyad

    Hollywood..more vulgar

    1. Same thing everywhere; not just Lebanon.

      1. Hind Abyad Avatar
        Hind Abyad

        Lebanon lost it’s traditions it’s like every where else;-)

        1. Voilà. Very sad.

  3. The very same happens pretty much every where else – not just Lebanon.

  4. PatienceTew Avatar

    Just sneak off to Vegas and go to a ‘drive-up’ preacher!

    1. 5thDrawer Avatar

      Very sensible, where everyone sticks the winnings in a pension plan.

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