- Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England , I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there....
She called and talked for about 5 minutes... then she said:
Well, devil how much do I owe you ?
The devil goes: 5 million dollars...
5 million dollars for a 5 minute call?!!!
She wrote him a check and went back to sit back on her chair....


- Bill Clinton was so jealous, he started screaming, me too I wanna call the united States, I wanna see how everybody is doing too...
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said:
Well, devil how much do I owe you ?
The devil goes: 10 million dollars...
10 million dollars for a 2 minute call?!!!!!!
He wrote him a check and went to sit back on his chair...

- The Lebanese president was extremely jealous too... he started screaming and screaming, I wanna.............. call Lebanon too, I wanna see how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to the prime minister , to the deputies, I wanna talk to everybody...

He called Lebanon and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking... then he said:
Well, devil how much do I owe you ?

The devil goes: $ 2

Queen Elizabeth and Bill Clinton screamed:
Only 2 dollars?!!!!!

The devil goes: well, from hell to hell, it's local !!

Picture: Lebanon airport during the 2006 war .

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