This plot, it was revealed, was openly discussed by failed American freedom spreaders during meetings with Lebanese military and illegal government officials. Thinking Lebanon could one day become a modern nation with an independent military, the Americans apparently conditioned their implementation of this secret plan on guarantees US military aid to Lebanon would not fall into the "wrong" hands, such as Iranian-assisted militias or factions in the army loyal to a foreign country. Of particular concern to the Americans is a clause in the army's "creed" putting the interests of Syria above Lebanon's, and which enables the military to always shoot at Israeli invaders, even if they're dressed in 7th century attire made in Damascus.

The Americans simply do not understand the depth of Lebanese-Syrian relations, specifically how Lebanese and Syrians are the same people divided by artificial though unmarked borders and friendly pro-Syrian military bases housing the region's armed homeless. The distinctive bond that ties the average Syrian to his Lebanese counterpart is such that no questions need to be asked when the Syrian army builds bases, invades to protect Lebanon's interests, kills agents of Zion Land, and ship arms across the "border" to patriotic people committed to the Great Cause. As usual, the Americans proved to be stupid to go through official channels, place conditions on military collaboration and allow freedom-loving Iranian and Syrian media to infiltrate their secret planning department. Busted!

What is next on the agenda of the evil world power? Sending Special Forces to occupy downtown Beirut and lay siege to the prime minister's office until he declares Lebanon a county of Michigan? Deploying hundreds of thousands of brainwashed US teenagers to promote sexual promiscuity and homosexuality in the land of frontal chastity? Thank Baal Lebanon is deporting the devout wives and children of Fatah al-Islam back to Syria before the bald eagle bewitches them into abominable servitude and tight clothing. Here's hoping they find and recognize their husbands.

Source: From Beirut to the Beltway