Lebanese poke fun over Hezbollah chief’s lemonade advice

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nasrallah  lemonadeLemonade may not be the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Lebanese militant group Hezbollah, but its leader swears by it to get him through his notoriously long speeches.

Rumours have been circulating over the health of the group’s secretary-general, Sheikh Hassan Nasrallah, with speculation that the drinks he constantly sips during speeches are actually medicine. But Sheikh Nasrallah recently shrugged this off by insisting there was nothing more than lemonade in his glass. Extolling the soft drink’s benefits, he said it “helped in delivering speeches” and advised all orators to have some handy, the al-Akhbar news website reports.

It didn’t take long for social media users to poke fun at the statement, with some dubbing lemonade “Hezbollah’s official drink”. Many adopted the term Qalamounada, a mash up of the Arabic word for lemonade – lamounada – and the site of a current Hezbollah battle in the Qalamoun mountains of Syria. “I’m inviting you for a Qalamounada,” one Twitter user declared after the speech. On Facebook, one man jokes that lemon prices have risen and supplies are running low since the Hezbollah leader “prescribed” it.

And the impact isn’t just on the internet. Al-Akhbar says cafe owners are offering free lemonade to mark every speech he gives, while another report says shop owners in Hezbollah’s south Beirut stronghold have hung up signs advertising fresh “Nasrallah lemonade”.

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24 responses to “Lebanese poke fun over Hezbollah chief’s lemonade advice”

  1. 5thDrawer Avatar
    5thDrawer

    GOOD to know there’s still SOME humour available … even if it’s a bitter drink to swallow without the sugar.
    Now, if he could sugar the words as well …. ;-))

    1. arzatna1 Avatar
      arzatna1

      You are asking for the impossibe

  2. Patience2 Avatar
    Patience2

    It’s been said that when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.

  3. Pedro Rabaçal Avatar
    Pedro Rabaçal

    A bitter man with a bitterer ideology drinking a bitter drink. Fitting.
    Sugar can be added to lemonade, but no sugar can help Nasrallah´s rotten soul.

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    1. Hannibal Avatar
      Hannibal

      Israel is still an apartheid…

  6. Hold on . that is not lemonade !!! he is drinking his urine

    1. 5thDrawer Avatar
      5thDrawer

      Which probably needs sugar too …

    2. Hannibal Avatar
      Hannibal

      Is that what you do? you sound like an expert in urinade… 😉

  7. cook2half Avatar
    cook2half

    I love nutella’s speeches!

    1. queen lakisha Avatar
      queen lakisha

      I love nuttela banana peanut butter in pita , wanna buy an autographed picture of me? Naked?

      1. cook2half Avatar
        cook2half

        OMG lol

        1. queen lakisha Avatar
          queen lakisha

          If You apologize for all your nasty Zionist comments I promise to let you lift my arm and lick the sweat from under it :)P….. lakisha vandaloo Yum!!

          1. 5thDrawer Avatar
            5thDrawer

            Translating anything adults say is really too difficult. Sometimes they say ‘lift’, and sometimes they say ‘pull down’, but when they told me to go ‘piss in a pot’, and I did, the Syrian guy yelled at me … and no-one is translating what he said now.

          2. Hend Abyad Avatar
            Hend Abyad

            But Drawy this is old picture of Palestinian child..not Syria

          3. 5thDrawer Avatar
            5thDrawer

            I didn’t see a name-stamp, Hindy. I figure I could make up any line …. ;-))

          4. Hend Abyad Avatar
            Hend Abyad

            It made me laugh long time ago.. i never saw it since ..as artist photographic memory i can say the soldier was Israeli. (i wonder where are all the kidnapped children)

          5. Oooh “drawy”. Pet names, how sweet. I have a pet name for u, taqqiya whore.

          6. 5thDrawer Avatar
            5thDrawer

            O … oooOOOOooo…Oooooo….

          7. cook2half Avatar
            cook2half

            Are you an angel?

          8. queen lakisha Avatar
            queen lakisha

            You are sweeeet! I am an angel All 380 pounds of me 😉 wanna see me twirk =D

          9. 5thDrawer Avatar
            5thDrawer

            no

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